ONE WEEK LEFT...YAY

Dear one and all,

if you actually read this blogsite you'll know i have one week remaining at uni, and with this final week comes my remaining german exams to do (as i don't have any written exams to do in January)

but with only one week remaining i can't wait to get home, obviously its xmas and new year coming up so they're things to look forward to and celebrate (obviously) but also i get to see my aunt uncle and cousins from america who i haven't seen in ages (YAY!), unfortunately i don't get to see my bro much as he's buggering off with clarkey (SCANDAL, people!!!), to Armenia or some place to do with a U2 album, climbing or summat, on the 26th december (BOOO!!!)

Anyhoo, onward ever upwards as they say (unless you're a miner) i'll be arriving in manchester chorlton street station on the 17th december at some time around 4pm but don't bother coming to see me i'm gettin picked up and giving a mate a lift home, which reminds me, if he's not up to much, can i invite said mate to our planned new year party, if it goes ahead? I'm sure the answer is yes.

Um, sorry i have no xmas presents for anyone, i have no money, i'm sure you'll understand, if not i'll attempt to force you to by putting said miscreants head through a door/window/cabinet*

i think that is all i have to say other than don't worry about me i'm fine and will cope ok over the week i have enough food and drink.

Bye till i see you on the 21st,

Richard the UNretired Scandal Press Editor-in-Chief

p.s. always remember Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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